Disclaimer: This article is not intended to be truth or the opinion of The Blackman Voice or its affiliates; it is simply written for comedic effect.

As this year’s presidential election draws closer, many have been attempting to sort out the good from the bad. . . and the ugly?

But one thing is true of all candidates: they’re all terrible people, sorry, I meant terrible Disney villains.

In their full notorious glory, here they are.

Let’s start with “them darn liberals,” or the Democrats.

Hillary Clinton totally looks like . . . Ursula from The Little Mermaid.

This evil sea witch enjoys long walks on the beach and sending illegal e-mails . . . I mean, instating great foreign policy.

Bernie Sanders totally looks like . . . The Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland.

These mad men love their tea parties, just not the political kind. Here, Bernie checks how much time he has left to live.

Next on our list is the GOP, or Border Control, the Republicans.

Ted Cruz totally looks like . . . Pete from Mickey Mouse.

Both evil rats enjoy lying to themselves about their heritage and eating cheese.

Marco Rubio totally looks like . . . Sid the Sloth from Ice Age.

While there are few visual similarities, if either was in the White House, not much would get done besides sleep. That’s what happens when you elect a 16 year old.

Finally, Donald Trump totally looks like . . . Roz from Monsters, Inc.

“Mike Wazowski and world domination, please report to my office. That will be all.”