The hallways are often a hotspot for quick chats in between classes. If you don’t hear the whole conversation, what you do hear can be quite interesting. Here are some of our favorites.

“I dated this guy for over a year and the only reason I was with him for so long was because I liked his dogs.”

“I carved a Pepe pumpkin for Halloween once.”

“Waffles are just pancakes with abs.”

“I don’t want to have three kids because I wouldn’t get to take advantage of the buy one get one free deals.”

“I think the reason we’re born with two hands is so that we can pet two dogs at once.”

“I’m just trying to troubleshoot my problems right now.”

“If I’m ever in a car accident it’s probably because I was looking at a dog on the sidewalk.”

“The perks of being ugly is that my phone battery lasts longer”

“When you realize the onions won the civil war.”

“The more dad I get, the happier I am.”

“When I’m nine months pregnant, we are ubering to the hospital.”